epicreads:

The new Graveyard Book Graphic Novel is all the things. (Photos by EpicReads. Awesome book by neil-gaiman.)

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sexceebrain:

w-3nch:

die-hard-live-fast:

astro-stoner:

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

Well that was an adventure

Always reblog lol

oh my god why

Wow. That was wild from start to finish.

(Source: aellagirl)

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gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Towels are vital for all your traveling and hitchhiking needs.
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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Towels are vital for all your traveling and hitchhiking needs.

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Wide hips.

Canyon hips.
Gapped tooth smile hips.
Show me you’ve been here hips.
Carve your name into me hips.
Hips all about tourist photos.

Earth hips.
Space hips.

Hips like Saturn’s rings.
Hips with a gravitational pull.
Galaxy hips.
Hips all about expansion.

Baby doll hips.
Mess me up hips.
Dress me up hips.
Take me out hips.
Fuck me, fuck me hips.

Baby bearing hips.
Start a family hips.
You need to start a family hips.
You really need to start a family hips.
You don’t want to let your mother down hips.
You don’t want to wait too long hips.
You don’t want to get too old hips.

Stretch mark hips.
Cocoa butter hips.
Don’t remind people you are growing hips.

Dress for your body type hips.
Don’t dress for your body type hips.
Hips that don’t always tell the truth.
Hips that lie sometimes.
Carnival mirror hips.

Hips that say NO NO NO
instead of
okay.

Hips like a war zone.
Arms like a refugee camp.

"Hips (Arms Like A Refugee Camp)" Trista Mateer (via tristamateer)

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Have you ever noticed how wanting
burns you up
from the inside out?

Like one moment I am whole,

but then I hear
your voice on the phone

and I swear to god
three blocks away from here
they can smell smoke.

"little matchstick girl" Trista Mateer  (via cecaelias)

(Source: tristamateer)

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tyleroakley:

straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

this was absolutely flawless

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wellesleybooks:

So many Gorey things to love.

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damnmydooah:

pardonmewhileipanic:

phandom-doodles:

Just press play. You won’t regret it.

almost peed myself

I thought this was gonna be some moralistic whatsits about being fat or summat, but all it is is really fucking hilarious

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touchmykittykat:

thebrightstar:

finchfry:

the best and most accurate thing

This literally NEVER gets old.

Yassss

(Source: oyesiam1)

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